I got armor piercing bullets in my Taurus '92

It's fully locked and loaded and it's waiting just for you

A nickel plated magnum with the custom fitted grips

A fully auto AK with the big banana clip

A .45 baretta with an extra magazine

A sawed of riot shotgun and the mighty M-16

A back up Colt .380 that I keep inside my sock

All my guns are so much fun I love them like my cock



My 3rd leg is my savior

My 3rd leg's like a son

My 3rd leg is my master

My 3rd leg is my gun



I've got confiscated weapons from a hundred bogus busts

That wait for me when I get home to satisfy my lust

I feel their barrel close to mine it's making me erupt

It's so good to be a cop so good to be corrupt



My 3rd leg is my savior

My 3rd leg's like a son

My 3rd leg is my master

My 3rd leg is my gun