I think paying fuckin' rent sucks 
I'm sorry I swore Mom - aw shucks 
I spilled a beer in the living room 
I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon 

CHORUS: 
Half shit-faced 
Half shit-faced 
Half shit-faced 
Half shit-faced 
GO! 

Our ex-guitar player sucks 
He ripped us off for two hundred bucks 
His girlfriends got a fucking fat ass 
And an ugly face to match