Gross!
Okay, fuck it!
Oh-oh yeah

Time to get the day going
Dressin' up to the nines
Yo, critter crew (Say what)
Make Princess Ke$ha look fine
Add a little pinch of magic
From my fairy tale life
And off we go oh-oh-OH! (Ha!)

Look in the mirror rub my eyes and what is this?
Some genie slut smiling back, suck it bitch!
Yo, Mr. Raccoon pass the Jack
I need to rinse
Trim it, prim it, dress it, mess it
Yeah now that's my shit!

[Chorus:]
I'm getting ready so ni-i-ice (Holla)
It's kinda cool I got a robot voice
(Check this shit out!)
The mirror lady bitch can deny-y-y
I'm gettin' customized
Customized, customized
Right! (Karate ya'll!)

I'm gettin' ready so tampons up
(What up mouse?)
Even with this wedgie ridin' up my butt
Thanks to Mr. Crow, you sneaky little fuck!
I'm gettin' customized
Customized, customized
Right!

Please Bitch!

A touch of glitter on my cheek
Now the look is complete